BAREFOOT ON THE MOON
M: The whole world is going topsy-turvy
M: Rain is raining upside-down
M: The building's being sucked into the sky
D: You're starting now to really worry
D: What you know is, oh so, blurry
D: But here we are, we've landed on the moon
M: But here we are, we're on the bloody moon

D: My left shoe is full of radiation
M: Don't you think it's time to move?
D: Hold on there, I just need to get it off
M: Don't waste your time, we've got to hurry
D: I need to match, come on, don't worry
D: Oh, look, I'm going barefoot on the moon

On the Moon, how can we be
On the Moon?

D: Now see, how we came here, that is easy
D: It's called te-le-por-ta-tion
(M: I figured as much!)
D: The cloud was just a gateway to the moon
M: In the dark some strangers are approaching
D: My problems seem neverending
M: Still, I don't know why we're on the moon

On the Moon, oh why are we
On the Moon?

D: We are here, 'cause it's their jurisdiction
D: They can't do a thing on Earth
D: And now, they're gonna prosecute the lot
D: There's a law that says; "Don't harbor aliens."
M: Surely no one's alien here
M: Oh wait, you know too much about the moon

On the Moon, how do you know?
On the Moon.